So which among these many dirty jokes are the dirtiest? After the events of the series finale of Justice League, John Stewart and Hawkgirl's relationship abruptly ended, and John moved on. But also like him, he would be forced into the even worse fate of limbo many times. The two seem to have a playful relationship and Vixen is a rather flirty person, especially when the two are alone. super speed never makes sense in pop fiction. However, that all changes when his boss finds out he's dating his daughter. As an export in all things small, The Justice League fights to get Palmer as close as possible to the heart of the invasion to stop it. Unfortunately, Carter is too distracted by Shayera's whip skills to attack, mentioning that she was "always good with that thing." If he's not paying attention or not putting in much effort, he's not going to move or react fast. Sure. "Justice still means something to me." We've all heard this phrase thrown around, and we all know what it means. While the Flash's numerous confirmed upcoming appearances make it unlikely that the event is permanent, it's hard the first time Barry Allen or another Flash has run to their respective demise. The Flash's death would have a dramatic influence on the DC Universe and his nephew/sidekick Wally West, who took over Barry's role as the Flash. Justice League did just that, coming from an exchange between villains Volcana and Firefly. From there, Jay would go on to mentor younger speedsters such as Wally West and especially Bart Allen, who he had more of a grandfatherly relationship with than Bart's actually grandfather, Barry. implying it's too small. 16 Inappropriate Jokes You Totally Missed In The Justice League Cartoon, Pokémon: What Pokémon Type You Are According To Your Zodiac Sign, Symbiote Spider-Man: The 10 Craziest Universal Changes In Alien Reality, The Last Airbender: 10 Smartest Characters In The Avatar Franchise, 10 Marvel Supervillains Stronger Than Super Saiyan Blue Vegeta, My Hero Academia: Heroes Rising: All Of Nine’s Quirks, Explained, Batman: Every Robin’s Best Storyline (In The Comics), Victor and Nora Shows the Heart of Gotham's Most Tragic Romance, Batman: Three Jokers #3 Delivers a Bloody Conclusion With Intriguing Teases, Black Widow: Widow's Sting #1 Is a Lightweight Standalone Tale, X of Swords: Stasis #1 Is a Long-Winded Interlude, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin Delivers a Fresh Instant Classic, Crossover #1 Transcends Its Premise With a Meditation on Superhero Events, Avatar: The Avatars Elemental Masters Ranked From Strongest To Weakest, Avatar: Members Of Team Avatar Ranked From Strongest To Weakest, The Legend of Korra: 10 Filler Episodes Better Than The Original Avatar, Avatar: Each Avatar’s Greatest Failure, Explained, Frank Miller’s Batman: Every Major Storyline (In Chronological Order), Transformers & Their Avatar: The Last Airbender Counterparts, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: 5 Reasons Kimberly Is The Best Pink Ranger (& 5 Reasons Kat Is), Battlestar Galactica: Which Character You Are Based On Your Chinese Zodiac, Legend of Korra: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Amon, Bleach: 10 Candice Catnipp Cosplays That We Love, 5 DC Villains Who Should Be Able To Beat Batman (& Why They Can't). The Flash might be the Fastest Man Alive, but none of DC's speedsters can outrun their final fates. John, always on the ready, charges his ring to attack, only to find Vixen was the one who ambushed him. At the same time, the Justice League is attempting to track Grodd through the psychic residue left in The Flash's mind last time they fought. With Justice League Unlimited, there came a huge cast of superheroes that joined the League. The latter helped the vengeance-driven hero to track down her father's killer, their closeness resulting in a budding relationship. This was meant to be a reverse of the classic climax of Crisis on Infinite Earths, and Bart becomes Kid Flash afterward to honor Wally's memory. There's so much potential to write insane stories about a person that can move at nearly the speed of light. The same episode also covered why Superman holds back in his fights, well before his confrontation with Darkseid in the series finale. And now, Barry Allen is the Flash who has to outrun his own mortality one more time. Kid's cartoons are full of adult jokes -- pretty much everyone knows this by now. The most iconic death in the Flash family still belongs to Barry Allen in Marv Wolfman and George Perez's Crisis on Infinite Earths. In the episode "Shadow of the Hawk," Shayera goes on a date with Carter Hall, an archeologist seeking answers about ancient Thanagarian weapons found in Egyptian tombs. But one of the things that Barry does in #50 is he motivates and inspires Wally to run faster. Instead he gets punched by a gorilla. "Is the pace too fast?" Remember the time when Wally's mind accidentally swapped places with Luthor's? Some superheroes are kind of perverts, and in the case of Metamorpho we're lucky his transformation into a mutant humbled him quite a bit. Being born on an island of only women that believed men were responsible for all the war and destruction in the world, Wonder Woman's hatred of men is pretty understandable. Supergirl is a bit full of herself, yes, but the specific example we're talking about comes from the episode "Far From Home," which brings some of the Leaguers to the future where they meet the Legion of Superheroes. Like we said before, at this point in the DCAU continuity, Shayera and John's relationship is history, but Green Lantern wasn't the only one who moved on... sort of. Speaking of couples, another notable Justice League Unlimited romance occurred between Huntress and The Question. Now, we're going to take a closer look at some of the many passings of DC's fastest man alive, whether it involves going out like a hero or being forgotten to everyone in the DC Universe. Wonder Woman is The Atom's transport to the center of the invasion, carrying him in her hands while she fights the alien. And oh boy does Huntress like to make sexual innuendo in nearly all their scenes together. The first time this happened was in The Last Days of the Justice Society of America. Mixing speedsters with other characters is always a recipe for plot holes but it doesn't really make sense or make for compelling stories if you don't take some liberties. "It's not the size, it's how you use it." Amongst the Legion is, of course, Brainiac 5, one of the only two Legionaries left from a mind-controlling scheme. Valerie Perez, Bart's love interest, was able to release the Speed Force from the machine, keeping it from destroying the West Coast in the process. It's a bit of an overused joke, so it's a nice surprise when there's a twist to this "classic." There's so much potential to write insane stories about a person that can move at nearly the speed of light. Half of JLU is an apology for the first season lol. Off-screen, we hear Lex say "Hey, that's not resting!" This prompts a raised eyebrow from Terry, to which Waller retorts with, "Not remotely what I meant." All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers. "It's been a while since we've fought." I can't recall them ever bringing it up... Additionally, the Doctor Destiny episode, which explored the individual fears of each Justice League member, addressed why Flash doesn't utilize his speed to the max. In fact, from most of her Justice League Unlimited appearances, she can be a bit immature, in more ways than one. The Flash is like the fastest man alive and is crazy strong but in the first two seasons of Justice League, he jobbed hard. The other reason is probably because the writers think they're funny, and they are, especially when they come out of the mouths of your favorite superheroes. In a Cadmus attempt to ensure that Batman always have a successor, Terry's father's reproductive DNA was replaced with Bruce Wayne's. In fact, Green Lantern seems to be minding his own business when Mari suddenly pulls him into a private room. Eh. Well, she gladly answers with "He left it all over town." "Evidence suggests you'll lose." The raunchiest one comes when Tala the sorceress thinks Lex isn't acting like himself. Hawkgirl, with a sly tone, replies with "Don't knock it until you've tried it, Princess.". It's no wonder so many of their conversations are laced with dirty jokes! Wynd: James Tynion IV, Michael Dialynas' BOOM! It turns out that John is also the reincarnation of someone tied to the Hawks' past, Bashari, military leader of Egypt and secret lover of Chay-Ara Hol. John isn't the only one who likes the dress, Carter likes it too, as seen the next day when the two are investigating the tombs. I guess that's what happens when your powers are even more broken than Superman's if you stop to think about it... Man speaking of DCAU and powerful characters, Amazo is probably the most OP being in that entire universe, sad they have to write him off, he was fucking amazing. In the episode "Hearts and Minds," Green Lantern seeks to rescue his mentor and former fling, Katma Tui, from an alien cult. The Flash isn't the only Justice League member who's been the butt of sexual innuendo. Let us know in the comments! Regardless, like his comics counterpart, the Flash of the DCAU is so beloved by the people of Central City, they erected a Flash museum as tribute to his accomplishments. "What do you need a van?" An offended Flash comes back with "Hey! Rex is a bit of a hotshot, working for Stagg Enterprises and living the high life. He has an episode where he dicks around being famous. Start a new thread to share your experiences with like-minded people. Oliver replies, just as flirtatious, "That'd be nice too." Bar none, Flash is THE fastest man alive; Wally West gets one in Flash #50. also, whenever he runs across the country or the atlantic or whatever it should feel like a harrowing 9 month journey where he did nothing but run. Getting ready for an attack, Firefly puts on his suit and preps his flamethrower. The episode "Hunter's Moon" opens with just such a moment. We get just that in the Justice League episode "Injustice For All," in which Hawkgirl throws some some serious shade at the speedster. In response to the compact size of the flamethrower, Volcana says "That's your flamethrower?" Hawkgirl asks, to which Wonder Woman says "They can't possibly be the essential to your life." While trying to fight off The Shadow Thief, who is subjecting the three of them to this trip down memory lane, Shayera finds a whip. Paradox is empowered by Crisis energy itself, which gives him the ambition and the means to become a god in the multiverse. When Shayera shows up in her usual outfit, Carter says "I miss the dress," to which she responds with "you didn't miss it last night." To this, Hawkgril replies with a crisp, "which might explain why you can't get a date." We've got 16 for you right here, some you might have completely missed! Death Metal: How the Batman Who Laughs Recruited the Robin King, Dark Knight Returns: How the Last Crusade Set Up Batman's Darkest Timeline. By creating a speed vortex, Barry was able to draw the energy into himself, but the intensity of its power became too much, even for him. Then again, when you really think about it, the Justice League is full of men and women in spandex in close quarters and high-stress situations -- that's a cocktail (pun intended) for sexual tension.

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